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Hi Guys! We aren't accepting orders at the moment but we'll be back at it soon :)
Pies
9" Shy Guys
A Whole Lotta Guy in a 9-inch pie. You can get a solid 8 servings out of this fellow.
Very different traditions living together deliciously. A perfect balance of sweet potato and pumpkin.
Fully seen. Fully loved. Fully...full.30.00 USD
Not tryna cherry-pick, but uh this specifically is delicious.30.00 USD
All the feels of Fall.
That's right, you're literally eating the weather.
Such power...30.00 USD
'Nuff said.30.00 USD
Unleash the Tiger! As long as you don't have an allergy. Sweet Gluten-free chocolate crust, whipped peanut butter mousse, roasted peanuts and chocolate stripes.30.00 USD
Can't get the D'Angelo song out of your head? Me neither.30.00 USD
What happens when you mix tart, tangy cranberries with sweet, delicious apples? Miracles, Karen, that's what!30.00 USD
No matter how you say it, it's still the best.
(And it's pronounced "PECAN".)30.00 USD
Wanna fill one of our delicious 9" pie shells with your own favorite recipe? Now you can!! 10.00 USD
Wanna fill our delicious pie shells with your own favorite recipe? Now you can!! Pick a 4 pack of our 3" Little guys 10.00 USD
9" Tipsy Guys
Embrace multitasking your sweets and alcohol consumption. But way more sweets, here. We promised our attorneys.
Jingle balls of fire might sound like a yuletide violation of the Geneva Convention, but you will love it.38.00 USD
Special
Is that a Bananas Foster in your pocket? What a mess!38.00 USD
It's quite literally lit.38.00 USD
We see you there, whiskey. Trying to sneak in between two wholesome ingredients. Naughty boy.38.00 USD
Call me old fashioned, but I love being filled with bourbon and bar cherries.38.00 USD
3" Little Guys
Perfect for events where you want stimulating conversation or if you're paralyzed by crowds and need something to shove in your mouth so you won't have to talk...either one.
Very different traditions living together deliciously. A perfect balance of sweet potato and pumpkin.
Fully seen. Fully loved. Fully...full.20.00 USD
Not tryna cherry-pick, but uh this specifically is delicious.
20.00 USD
All the feels of Fall.
That's right, you're literally eating the weather.
Such power...20.00 USD
'Nuff said.20.00 USD
Unleash the Tiger! As long as you don't have an allergy. Gluten-free chocolate crust, whipped peanut butter mousse, roasted peanuts and chocolate stripes.20.00 USD
Can't get the D'Angelo song out of your head? Me neither.20.00 USD
What happens when you mix tart, tangy cranberries with sweet, delicious apples? Miracles, Karen, that's what!20.00 USD
No matter how you say it, it's still the best.
(And it's pronounced "PECAN".)20.00 USD
Pot Pie Shy Guys
We stuck our foot in these savory, flavor-packed pies. Then we had to make a new batch that followed proper health guidelines. You are going to dig these take-n-bakes.
We start with our flaky all butter crust then we add juicy chicken, fresh mixed veggies and some garden herbs...just like Grandmomma's
30.00 USD
Bring back that Sunday family dinner feeling all baked into a pie! With tender beef, potatoes, carrots and caramelized onions it will bring you the feeling of home without any of the judgement.30.00 USD
Our take on the classic Indian dish, but hugged into a flaky pie shell. Try the Chicken or Vegetarian!30.00 USD
Our flaky all butter crust with a medley of sauteed mushrooms, fresh mixed veggies and some garden herbs...Just like Grandmomma's only if she supported your vegetarian lifestyle. 30.00 USD
This buddy system is TWO 5" pot pies of your choice from any of our Take & Bake Shy Guy Pot Pie Flavors. They are perfect for a dinner for two....or one, again we don't judge. 16.00 USD
Fancy French Guys
Urban dictionary definition of quiche: “someone who is hotter than hot”. e.g. Yo, your Quiche is so quiche, sweet thang.” It’s a funny word, but serious eats. Great for brunch but you can have it any time – breakfast, lunch, second lunch, dinner, supper, snack, midnight snack… and it goes on.
This guy's a bit of a spicy number with green chilies, jalapeno and pepper jack cheese. 30.00 USD
Classic flavors= Delicious Pie 30.00 USD
Don't you miss those Saturday morning trips to the Farmer's Market, with your cloth grocery sack and water buffalo sandals? Well strap on your crossbody and wool poncho! Our Farmer's Market Quiche transports your taste buds and comes with imaginary flowy pants.30.00 USD
This flavorful quiche is anything but neutral. We start with our perfectly seasoned egg custard, add tender chicken and then we just fold in that cheese. Just fold in, David.30.00 USD
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